At least we did it our way & learned the hard way

gublernation:

when i eat potato chips i like to do so in silence, by the fire

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Boyfriend wanted

Must be goofy, facetious preferably

Patience is a must stubbornness is frowned upon,

I have a shameful addiction to belting out songs in which I only know few lyrics whilst driving,

I know every word to Bohemian Rhapsody, Baby got back and the entire phantom of the opera sound track,

No tall lanky fellows will be renounced,the taller the better,

I tell people my favourite movie is Gone with the wind, but its actually Austin Powers,

I think Forrest Gump has the greatest soundtrack of all time,

A voice of an angel is a bonus,

I’m a sucker for blue eyes and romantic gestures,

and if you can incorporate star wars and romance I will fall in love with you

I am a sublime cook and bake pastries on the regular,

Must love movies, Christmas, Christmas movies, impressions, cuddling in bed, dogs, kissing in the rain and the great outdoors

I’m afraid of the dark and ghosts so if you’re a certified ghost buster that’s a plus,

Downers and pessimists are not wanted, must live life with a glass half full

Can’t take yourself too seriously, able to make me laugh so hard I pee my jeans,

and wont think its weird if I pee my jeans, just kidding that’s never happened….

 

Listening to James Taylor makes me want to ride a banana bike built for two in a dress whilst eating ice cream on a beach, with a spiffy looking lad on the back. I guess you could say I have high expectations for dates ill never go on…